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Are Miley Cyrus’s VMA Outfits Actually a Harbinger of Fashion Trends to Come?

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We all knew what to expect from Miley Cyrus’s VMA ensembles: outrageous colors, even more audacious cuts, and, of course, plenty of nudity. All that—and then some—came to pass at last night’s ceremony. As the host, she kicked off the evening in a body harness by Atelier Versace, and later wore other looks by the house, as well as pieces by Prada, The Blonds, and Bcalla. The thing VMA viewers are buzzing over today is the sheer nakedness of it all—one of Cyrus’s breasts actually made it into the broadcast, after all. But perhaps the real conversation—in fashion, at least—should be about the style of the clothing the pop singer-cum-phenom wore.

Not only did Cyrus woo high-fashion brands to craft playful outfits to her specifications, but she also sported two Courrèges pieces, both introduced by André Courrèges in his mid-century heyday. She accessorized a plastic, bubble-covered dress with Courrèges sunglasses and added an orange Courrèges visor to a two-piece outfit made to look like eyes and lips. Celebs mining fashion archives is none too new, but the decision of Cyrus and her stylist, Simone Harouche, to look to Courrèges couldn’t be more timely. The house is about to undergo a revival at the hands of Arnaud Vaillant and Sébastien Meyer, the young duo behind the LVMH Prize–nominated Coperni Femme. Does this mean that she’ll make an appearance at their debut Spring 2016 presentation in Paris? You never know.



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The 22 Best Cult Movies of the ’90s

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Are Brick Red Lipstick, Bare Midriffs, and Bantu Knots Back? The Best ’90s Beauty Signatures, Then and Now

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With today’s launch of Vogue Runway, the nineties have taken a strong hold on Vogue.com—but this summer, a mere look at our favorite street style stars is enough to confirm that the decade’s wave-making beauty trends are enjoying a major resurgence. Just last night Ciara set the MTV Video Music Awards abuzz by lobbing off nearly a foot of her long black hair. The style may have been new for the singer, but its architectural lines appeared on the red carpet almost 20 years earlier, when a young Reese Witherspoon found blunt-cut perfection in a nearly identical sleek long bob. And that’s not the only era-signature that’s making a comeback: Brick red lipstick—a makeup go-to for major nineties icons like Drew Barrymore—has also worked its way back into heavy rotation, acting as a tough but feminine update to the jeans and T-shirt equation or a modern counterpoint to bright cocktail dress (see: Joan Smalls).

 

 

Further evidence of the decade’s influence can be found in the crop top renaissance. The abbreviated style, beloved by supermodels from Stephanie Seymour to Naomi Campbell, is making sculpted abs a necessity for It girls like Gigi Hadid. And even the most extreme nineties risk takers are receiving a nod from today’s beauty chameleons. Gwen Stefani donned the multiple bun trend in the ’90s, a look now regularly sported by FKA twigs with her signature braided knots. And Linda Evangelista, who famously quadrupled her rate by cutting her hair, has found a fan in Rihanna, who seemed to reference the supermodel’s fiery, intentionally superficial red crop when conceiving her own shocking lineup of shape-shifting looks earlier this season. After all, in the words of Evangelista, “Any reaction is a good reaction as long as they notice.” From romantic, face-framing tendrils to the lip color that defined a decade, six reasons why everything old is new again.

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New York Fashion Week Model Essentials: Accessories First

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Though model-off-duty style encompasses a variety of trends (and personal interpretations), certain items have become so prevalent that they can be found within the wardrobes of nearly every model worth her Instagram following—from fresh faces to superstars. With leggy beauties from around the world currently descending on New York for the beginning of fashion month, these standards are certain to become even more ubiquitous in the coming weeks. From oversize shades perfect for blocking out paparazzi flashbulbs to sneakers so luxe the idea of playing sports in them seems like sacrilege, these are the model-approved essentials for New York Fashion Week—making model-spotting (or dressing the part) that much easier.

 



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Wide-Brimmed Hats

A summertime staple for any self-respecting street style subject, a wide-brimmed hat can elevate even the most basic ensemble. Often favored by girls whose style skews bohemian, the chapeau has been especially popular this summer—appearing on everyone from Lily Aldridge to Jourdan Dunn.

 



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Retro Sunglasses

While normal shades can render the wearer anonymous, models favor standout styles that command attention—cat-eyes, oversize tortoiseshell frames, and mirrored aviators abound.

 



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Luxury Trainers

A classic pair of Stan Smiths is nice, but lately models have stepped up their shoe game, reaching for limited-edition, customized, and exclusive shoes. Joan Smalls’s pristine Air Force 1s and Jasmine Sanders’s Reeboks by way of Melody Ehsani set the standard.

 



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Chokers

Nothing says offbeat muse with a vague Victorian-by-way-of-the-nineties like a black ribbon choker. With the youngest generation of models embracing all things retro (however recently), the return of the choker was inevitable.

 



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Souvenir Jackets

In keeping with the trend from the menswear and Resort runways, models have been opting for embroidered souvenir jackets in lieu of the traditional leather bombers.

 



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Head Scarves and Wraps

Colorful head scarves have become de rigueur for bad hair days and beyond. More than simply cover-ups, the colorful, richly patterned accessories can serve to represent a girl’s heritage—as in the case of Angolan Maria Borges, who sported multiple head scarves off-duty during her country’s Fashion Week.

 



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It Bags

It bags come and go, but you can always expect one to show up on the shoulder of a top model. While girls often receive their purses as designer gifts, many are more than willing to spend their hard-earned cash on the latest handbag du jour, and this season, found their favorites in the Gucci Dionysus and Chloé Drew bags.

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With more than 35 million Instagram followers, her own shade of lipstick, and more runway shows on her résumé than she can count, Kendall Jenner is an unstoppable force. But for the charismatic It girl—and face of Estée Lauder’s new Modern Muse Le Rouge fragrance—it doesn’t stop there. Each day this week, she’ll put her strength, wit, and charm to the test in a new Vogue.com vignette—throwing boulders, controlling time, and moving objects with the snap of her manicured fingertips or the blink of a kohl-rimmed eye. A supermodel with super powers? Watch what happens next.

 

Kendall Changes Color!

 

This chameleon never tires of her clothes or her makeup, because when it comes to getting ready, nothing is black-and-white.

 

Kendall Gets Animated!

 

Fluent in the language of makeup, Kendall finds Emoji is best spoken with a whisper of lipgloss or the raise of a darkened brow.

 

Kendall Controls Objects with Her Mind!

 

Proof that the modern woman doesn’t ask permission for what she wants, Kendall finds her most flattering light with the snap of her fingers.

 

Kendall Gets Cloned!

 

Why dance by yourself when you can dance with yourself? Our heroine lets her hair down three ways, swinging and shaking in a smoky eye.

 

Kendall Defies Gravity!

 

When you’re a superhuman, all the world’s your gym. But not even chin-ups on scaffolding or moving boulders can make her break a sweat. The proof is in the selfie.

 

Kendall Conjures Her Wardrobe Out of Thin Air!

 

A modern muse doesn’t need to worry about catching a chill. With the slightest breeze she can summon a coat and scarf as bold as her patent red lipstick.

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Say No To Diplomacy!

Felonius Ax of the Billionaires for Endless War here to offer you an alternative view of this Nuclear Treaty with Iran that so many progressives are supporting:

Yes, it will prevent Iran from developing a nuclear weapon for the next 15 years, and yes, by ending the boycott of Iran’s economy, there’s a very real possibility that increased trade with Iran by the family of nations will create inroads for democratization of that country.

But no one is talking about the people who will be most hurt by this display of unfettered diplomacy: The weapons manufacturers! The arms merchants! I am here to speak for those of us whose portfolios contain a lot of shares in companies that build instruments of war.

War with Iran represents a great opportunity for us. For one thing, Iran is a much more powerful country than Iraq was when we invaded them in 2003 after bombing them continuously for the previous 10 years. Which means that any war we wage against Iran stands to become an even greater quagmire than what is currently transpiring in Iraq and Afghanistan! A longer war means more weapons needed and more of Americans’ tax dollars funneled into our coffers for many years to come!

If you own an ice cream shop, a heat wave is very good for business. Well for us, War is a heat wave, and tanks and bombers and missiles are sundaes, banana splits and egg creams!

Iran is a nation with a large population of young people who aren’t that enthusiastic about Mullahs that rule them. If this Nuclear treaty with Iran is allowed to go forward, there’s a good chance that over the course of 15 years, the government of Iran could start to change. They could become a democracy that won’t want to go to war willy-nilly. But if we reject this treaty and start dropping bunker-busting bombs on them, you’ll see all Iranians unite against the army reining down death from the sky upon them. They’ll fight more resolutely, which means that our upcoming war with them will drag on indefinitely.

I understand the reluctance to send young American men and women to die in an endless conflict with an intractable foe, but realize that they’ll be sacrificing their lives for the most important value that we have in America – the idea that Corporations should be able to profit from our military misadventures. They’ll be dying for Capitalism! What could be more honorable?

And without the Nuclear Treaty, and its regimen of inspections and the threat of resumed sanctions, Iran will surely develop nuclear weapons in the next few years, which means that America will need to upgrade our own nuclear stockpile, and we just happen to be the industry that will churn out all the warheads needed to make that happen!

Please don’t ruin this great opportunity for those of us in the Merchant of Death community! If diplomacy is allowed to work, our government might want to try it somewhere else and another war won’t be allowed to occur. Please don’t let diplomacy squelch our dreams of another great big long-lasting war in the Middle East!

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Is Gluten Hiding in Your Beauty Routine?

Buyers beware! There could be gluten hiding in your beauty regimen!

I learned this lesson recently and could not believe that I never stopped to think about it before. When I was diagnosed with celiac disease I cleaned out my kitchen completely. I got new groceries, new appliances, researched the best gluten-free products, and hunted online for the closest place to get a good gluten free-bagel (NYC people, you must visit Jennifer’s Way Bakery in the East Village!).

Unfortunately, I never stopped to think about my beauty routine and how products I use daily like soap, shampoo, and moisturizer could contain gluten. At first I thought, how could I miss this? How could I have risked accidental glutening?! But to be fair no doctor ever warned me of the potential risks, and on top of that it can actually be pretty difficult to discern whether or not there could be gluten in your soap or cosmetics. Instead of seeing something clearly gluten containing like “wheat” on the ingredient list it is more likely that you would see a name like “hydrolyzed vegetable protein,” which isn’t necessarily so obvious (at least to me!).

When I found out that a number of my products weren’t gluten free my initial reaction was panic and distress. I just couldn’t believe I never stopped to check. The fact that we often have to go to extreme lengths just to make sure our food is safe is a lot of work as it is, but now we have to worry about food, medications, AND cosmetics? Sometimes it really feels like gluten is hiding around every corner, and that gets pretty exhausting when you are just trying to lead a normal and healthy life. But, knowledge is power! And with that I set off investigating.

I started by consulting a friend of mine, a fellow celiac and a really amazing advocate for the gluten free community. She has been living with celiac disease for quite some time and is always helping me on my gluten-free journey. You may know her as Anti-Wheat Girl! Through her help and some online resources I learned that the general consensus from the medical community is that gluten absorbed through the skin should not be cause for concern among celiacs, but the chance of accidental ingestion and glutening is an issue.

The next step was to clean out my bathroom cabinet and replace the gluten-filled products with healthy gluten-free ones. At first it was really challenging to find products that were gluten-free. Speaking with company after company got really exhausting, especially when the answers weren’t definitive. Thankfully there are a number of companies with gluten free products out there who were happy to help and offered very clear answers. Mane ‘n Tail for example was incredibly helpful! I also discovered that Tarte, a cosmetic line easily found in Sephora, is completely gluten-free! I love their products to begin with, so I was thrilled to learn that they are safe!

Immediately after cleaning out the cabinets I headed to Sephora to stock up on Tarte. At checkout I was offered some free samples which I normally decline since I have a million allergies, but this time was different! The free sample I got at checkout was a completely gluten-free skin brightening and exfoliating treatment from the brand Tata Harper. I was so happy to have received a sample that for once looked like it was made for me! All of the Tata Harper products are made in Vermont with no animal testing, are certified vegan, organic, free of toxins, artificial fragrances, synthetics, GMOs and gluten. I haven’t tried any of their products yet but I am excited to get started testing their samples — I only wish I had gotten more!

This lesson was certainly a tough one to learn, but I’m grateful to have realized it when I did. If you’ve had trouble finding gluten free cosmetics and beauty products, or if you’ve had some great experiences, I would love to know. Share your story, frustrations, excitement, and favorite gluten free brands with me at hannah.crane@nyu.edu.

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This summer, Bravo debuted its first scripted comedy created by (and starring) author Jill Kargman, Odd Mom Out. Documenting the goings-on of an Upper East Side mother and her Waspy in-laws, the show is currently in production on its second season. One reason for the show’s popularity? Queen of the “mombots,” Brooke Von Weber, played by actress Abby Elliott, and her kicky one-liners.

To prepare for the role, Elliott staked out perennial uptown favorites, including Café Carlyle, Sant Ambroeus, Organic Avenue, and Paul Labrecque. “I hid in the bushes in full camouflage,” Elliott quipped in an e-mail, adding, “They walk around and look you up and down, dissecting every item of your clothing, every ounce of your body fat. These women can cut you down with a look, or the raise of an eyebrow.”

 



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It’s exactly this type of scrutiny that Elliott portrays on the show, but always with a sense of levity—and an impeccable ensemble. “Brooke likes to wear her money,” Elliott explains. “She finds comfort in owning expensive pieces and showing them off. White, cigarette, skinny jeans are a staple.” And while Von Weber has a lavish life—more than half a billion dollars in the bank, hedge-fund husband, four kids—the actress says, “Things aren’t always what they seem. She’s not enough for her husband. She’s running the business of her household, and her job is to keep up appearances.”

With the end of summer comes the arrival of the school run, which means now is the time to brush up on the first season—it’s available on demand on Bravo and online—and UES terminology. To help, we asked the reigning queen of the mombots to share her top ten Von Weber insights to live by.

 



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1. Always keep an NDA in your Birkin.

2. Summer is a verb. Not a season.

3. Beautiful people make the best friends.

4. You’ve gotta staff up so you can “lean in” to motherhood.

5. Nannies make the best mothers.

6. Mario Testino is the photographer for children’s school application photos.

7. If your newborn isn’t as classic-looking as you’d hoped, Photoshop in another baby with better bone structure.

8. It’s never too early to have your child learn Mandarin.

9. If you get your core toned enough before a C-section, the surgeon can slice right through it like a sushi chef.

10. If you can’t go to a charity gala for it, it’s not a real disease.

 



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I am the best. This is true because I said so. Even the sentences I write are the best except perhaps for the last one, which a teacher told me ended in a preposition, yet if I construct a sentence then whatever words I use are the best, because I said so and I went to Wharton which only accepts the best smart people.

Teachers are losers anyway. Imagine making less than one hundred thousand dollars a year and all you do is help kids learn? My grandchildren have car seats worth more than 100K. (I didn’t spell out the entire word again because so little money doesn’t deserve that many letters, not to mention the strain on my keyboard and typist, both of which happen to be the best.)

I don’t want stupid people like Charles Krauthammer working for me. I only recruit the best and biggest stars to work for me, like Gary Busey and Gene Simmons, instead of boring dopes like George Will.

I have a history of top people who have been winners on my shows. Remember Omarosa? Of course you do. She’s one of my best apprentices. I don’t hire stupid people that graduate from law schools, like Megyn Kelly. Dummies like that have opinions and think for themselves and that’s a dangerous problem when you’re a despot and only want to hear the sound of your own voice.

I will save money when I’m President. Why do we need two Dakotas? It’s stupid. I will combine North and South Dakota into one great state. It will be the best state without any stupid people like Jorge Ramos who has written a lot of books but they’re probably about drug dealers because some of the titles are Spanish.

I don’t like drug dealers and other bad people. I will get rid of them. Even the good ones if they are stupid. I will fix the economy too. I will build a counter featuring my top brand Trump items (did I mention they’re the best) in the White House and sell Trump ties, whisky flasks, cuff links and other really great items. Good foreigners, visiting dignitaries and people from Dakota who want to be and own the best will purchase them in such huge numbers that the sales tax alone will balance the national budget.

When I’m president if we go to war it won’t be a good war, it will be the best war, because Putin is stupid…

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My All Time Favorite Beauty Products and Why

Over the years I have tested and tossed a countless number of products. I like to keep up with the current trends and I enjoy testing out new things to find those hidden gems. More often than not, however, end up going back to my tried and true products that I have been using for years. I call these products my classics, and as long as they are on the market they will remain in my beauty arsenal forever. These products have never let me down and have been beneficial to me in my skin care, hair care and over all makeup routine. Below are my all time favorite products and why I love them so much.


Clearasil Daily Clear Daily Face Wash: 6.5 OZ


This face wash has worked wonders for me. It is better than any of the expensive face washes I have tried on the market. It is made from a gentle formula that is fragrance free and has never irritated my skin. I use it twice a day and it always leaves my skin feeling clean and soft.


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These face clothes come in so handy when I’m traveling. They are convenient and work great. I never have to worry about spills in my luggage when using these. They lather up wonderfully and I can use the cloth to get a deeper scrub into my skin. I am always left with skin that feels soft, fresh and clean.


Moroccanoil Intense Hydrating Mask, 16.9-Ounce Jar


I style my hair often and unfortunately that means my hair is exposed to a lot of heat. I leave this mask in my hair for about 10-15 minutes twice a week and it helps put the moisture back in my hair and keeps it looking healthy and shiny.


Batiste Dry Shampoo, Clean and Classic, 6.73 Ounce


I definitely don’t wash my hair everyday. On the in-between days I like to use this dry shampoo to pull out the excess oils in my hair. I have used many dry shampoos and I have found this one to be the best. It doesn’t leave a build up and my hair looks and feels clean even on the days it isn’t washed.


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I love this little machine. My skin has never been smoother or brighter. The motion of the bristles gently scrub away imperfections and dead skin. It keeps my pores clean and evens out the texture of my skin. It comes with its own cleaners but I use the cleansers of my choice and still get amazing results.


Tweezerman Stainless Steel Slant Tweezer, Pink


I am a huge advocate of getting your eyebrows professionally done. We all know, however, that sometimes we just don’t get around to it and are left with growing caterpillars above our eyes. For these desperate times I use the Tweezerman Slant Tweezers. These tweezers have the ability to grab hold of the tiniest hairs that I used to struggle with using other brands. They are extremely precise, even on the finest of hairs.


The Balm Mary-lou Manizer Aka The Luminizer Shimmer, Highlighter and Eyeshadow, with Twinbeauty Brush


Highlighting and contouring has been around forever but has recently become a huge trend. Beauty bloggers across the world post instructional videos on how to get the perfect highlight and contour. This product has been a wonderful highlight for me and I believe it is good for any skin tone. It leaves a golden look to the skin providing it with a healthy glow. A little goes a long way with this product so be careful not to overdo it.


Aquaphor Healing Ointment, Dry, Cracked and Irritated Skin Protectant, 14 Ounce



I have suffered from extremely dry skin my whole life. This is a condition that seems even more apparent in the winter months. After I shower I apply this cream all over my body for some dry skin relief. I even carry some in my bag to apply on my hands throughout the day.


Crest 3D White Luxe Whitestrips Professional Effects – Teeth Whitening Kit 20 Treatments


No more $ 400 whitening sessions at the dentist for me. For the past few years I have been using Crest White Strips every 12 to 18 months. The results are always mind blowing. After using these I notice I get a ton of complements on how white my smile is. I no longer have to deal with messy trays and goopy gels. These strips adhere nicely to my teeth and I only have to leave them on for 30 minutes a day. When the treatment is over I am always so impressed with the results.


Beauty Blender Original Blender Sponge – 0.15 oz


I know I talk about this product a lot but I cannot reiterate enough how helpful the beauty blender has been for my own application as well as the application of makeup on my clients. If you want airbrushed results without spending all that money on an airbrush machine I suggest giving this product a try. You wont regret it. I love how smooth my makeup looks after using the beauty blender to apply my foundation.


Olay Complete All Day Moisturizer with Broad Spectrum SPF 15 Normal, 4.0 fl oz


I have been using this product for well over 15 years now. Even when I try to swap out for some of the fancier products I still always come back to this. It does not flake like other moisturizers can and it looks great on the skin with or without makeup. I use this lotion every time I wash my face and it has never failed me. The formula is gentle, it doesn’t clog my pores and it leaves my skin looking hydrated all day.


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How to Prolong Your Summer Glow: An Expert’s Guide

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The final days of summer are upon us: Cutoffs are replaced by culottes, sun hats swapped for beanies, and lightweight serums are moved to the back of our medicine cabinets to make way for fall’s heavier formulas. But the impending shorter days don’t mean we have to abandon our just-back-from-vacation skin. So, in light of one of our last beachside weekends, we asked James Read, the London-based faux-tanning expert, for advice on keeping that sun-kissed glow a little longer.

“I love the [James Read Tan] Accelerator to prolong my tan,” says Read, who recommends applying the melanin-stimulating cream immediately following sun exposure or a spray tan to help enhance and preserve the color. If your desired glow starts fading faster than expected, he says replicating it is as simple as applying a wash-off self-tanner (like St. Tropez Tanning Essentials One Night Only): “Leave on for 30 minutes to set the base [color] and wash off,” to prevent getting too dark. An even simpler daily ritual will insure your color doesn’t budge for months. “Mix a teaspoon of gradual self-tanner with your regular moisturizer” (he recommends Sisley’s Confort Extreme) and apply to skin with a mitt for a flawless finish.

Read’s ultimate tip for an endless summer? “Less is more.”

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I have a particular fondness for comedians, and have had close personal friendships with some of the great ones over the years. Even as a teenager in the 1960s, my favorite reading material was not comic books, but rather biographies and autobiographies of comics– W.C Fields, Jack Benny, George Burns, Steve Allen, Groucho Marx, Red Skelton, Woody Allen, and many others, all of which I still have in my library. I also have maintained a collection of volumes of one-liners by Robert Orben, Joey Adams, and other comedy writers.

I want to introduce you to a comedian who I have never met, but with whom I have frequently communicated with since he first gained my attention about 5 years ago. Joe Wong is Chinese, and came from Beijing to the U.S. as a student in 1994. He ultimately obtained a PhD in Molecular Biology from Rice University in Houston– and he looks exactly like a guy who holds such a degree. In spite of this impressive accomplishment, he went into stand-up comedy, a decision I am sure thrilled his Chinese parents.

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How he transformed himself from an egghead to a comic is remarkable. He went to a comedy club in Houston, where he understood nothing and loved everything about it. He joined Toastmasters International to help him with his English and public speaking. Later he moved to Boston to accept a job with a pharmaceutical firm and at night took a comedy class at a local high school. He read dictionaries, and honed his English and comedy. Eventually he qualified for the Boston Comedy Festival, and ultimately was spotted by David Letterman’s bookers.

Joe became a favorite of David Letterman and Ellen Degeneres, having made multiple appearances on both of their shows. He received a standing ovation at the White House Radio/Television Correspondence’s Dinner in 2010– a notoriously tough room.



He has a unique style, pace, delivery, look, and material. But, most importantly, he has something going for him that most comics wish they had– a stance. Like Jack Benny or Phyllis Diller, his comedic characteristics make him stand out from the crowd. He’s like a deer in the headlights, a bit surprised he’s in the spotlight, slightly reserved with a touch of socially awkwardness.

One of my favorite moments was after he finished his first national television appearance on The Late Show in 2009, Letterman approached him to shake his hand. Joe seemed unsure as to where to go or what was expected of him. It was a Wally Cox, Don Knotts, or Woody Allen moment, and the audience loved him for it.


One night I took a DVD of some of Joe’s television work to show my pal Phyllis Diller. We sat in her den watching, but Phyllis was both hard of hearing and had difficulty understanding foreign accents. After 5 minutes, Phyllis said to me “Is he speaking Chinese? I don’t understand a word he has said– but he is FUNNY!” Although she couldn’t figure out what he was saying, she did comprehend that his very essence was comical– a nerdy and nervous Chinese guy doing American style stand-up.

Ironically, Joe was discovered in and returned to China because of his U.S. television appearances. Over 50 million people in China have watched him on various internet sites, both in English and with Chinese subtitles. He was offered a gig hosting a comedy/investigative reporting show on a Chinese TV network CCTV2, and returned there to do so– with 5 to 7 million viewers per episode. In the meantime he is also performing American style standup comedy in Chinese venues and has garnered international attention, including being featured on the CBS Evening News and in the New York Times. He can perform 2 hour standup comedy shows in either English or Mandarin Chinese!

My friend, Emmy award-winning comedic actor Fred Willard, shares my passion for books on comedy and comedians, and we often exchange them with each other. He recently gave me Fred Allen’s 1954 book “Treadmill to Oblivion.” Fred Allen concludes his publication with this bittersweet observation, “When a radio comedian’s program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesterday’s happy hours. All the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.”

I have a hunch Joe Wong’s best laughs are yet to come. It wouldn’t surprise me if he returns to the U.S. with his own sitcom that would be watched worldwide. Stay tuned.

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Achieving Personal Style

It’s been a while I’ve been mulling the concept of personal style and how to explain it to people, who invariably ask me, when they find out I work in fashion.

In this era of “life-documented-on-Instagram,” the consensus tilts towards personal style over trendsetters. We want to stand out, and one cannot stand out by being a copy paste, wearer of the latest trends. You need that extra dash! That personal flair. Even my nephew begs to have his bike and T-shirts reworked to carry his personal imprint.

Clothes can make one look taller, thinner, cuter or sexier, but, for us fashionistas, style is something else altogether. Its about creating an outfit that is as interesting and as creative as we are. One that cannot appear like we spent the good part of the morning, pulling together.

It’s gotta seem effortless and comfortable, like we stumbled out of bed and threw it together before rushing out the door.

A quick scan through celebrated international style icons reveals that comfort played a key part in their signature style: Jane Birkin was the poster woman for flared jeans and Tees and Ines de La Fressange, for her boyish jeans, button down shirts, ballet flats and an effervescently positive attitude.

To sum it up, style is a question of attitude, with a capital A.

That’s relatively easy to achieve when you are true to yourself. Know your body’s weak and strong points, then adjust and modify around them, but mostly accept your body and yourself. You can never reflect the inner you, unless you are comfortable in your own skin.

How often have you stepped out of the door, and immediately wanted to turn around and go back home to change, because what you were wearing just didn’t feel right?

Trial and error is the way to tackle this. Comfort is key, but that’s not to be mistaken with stepping out of your comfort zone. Dress up in different ways, adopt a multitude of personalities and see which one fits. Adding a few accessories can spice up your look.

Then stand in front of the mirror and ask yourself what made me look my best? What item spoke to me? Then leave home. If you felt good, than you got it right.

Once you’ve settled on a style, start elaborating around it. Having a style doesn’t mean starting from scratch every time. Just amplifying the style by adopting the same point over and over again. Mix it up with prints or colors for instance, but, stick to the same silhouette.

Once you master this trick you can be adventurous and adopt fashionable and trendy items by incorporating them to your personal style, to give it a modern uptake.

Below are a few tricks from someone who strives on personalizing every outfit:

 Start with little touches like mixing gold and silver and all kind of metallics together.

 Pick only one of these four assets: tight, short, shiny or low-cut.

 I cannot say this enough: Layer! From the shortest and slimmest to the longest and oversized and vice versa. Don’t limit yourself.

 Get over the idea that you need to match from head-to-toe in one color. For people in fashion not matching is the whole point. Different shades and textures can form a perfect medley.

 Have fun with buttons and zippers. Unbutton the bottom button, or button your shirt all the way to the top; or wear your shirt just buttoned at the top.

 Wear the wrong shoes with your dress. Opt for sneakers, brogues or boots with your most feminine dress.

 Confuse the seasons and wear your floral silky dress in winter. Maybe your tweeds in summer. Adopt the right items accordingly!

Be bold. Be different. Be stylish!

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Thanks to Alfredo Roagui, a Mexican graphic designer and illustrator, Mickey Mouse has been reimagined as a tattooed gay heartthrob, complete with a hip mustache and the kind of abs you dream about.

And the artist didn’t stop there. Roagui created other queer characters inspired by movies like “Beauty and the Beast,” “Rapunzel” and “The Little Mermaid.” Roagui spoke with HuffPost Live’s Josh Zepps on Wednesday about what inspired these much-appreciated recreations. 

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The 31-year-old and her entire family were there to celebrate the Houston Rockets player’s 26th birthday on the Fantasea Yacht in Marina Del Rey, California, Tuesday. Kardashian turned heads in a sheer, sparkling bodysuit and white slit skirt, with a pair of nude Christian Louboutin pumps (and white sneakers in hand). 

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Fashion’s favorite twins Baylee and Kelsey Soles may look identical (they’re technically “dizygotic”), but there’s one very noticeable differentiating factor: their hair. Before the South Carolina–born duo scored a choppy fringe thanks to editorial hair whiz Didier Malige backstage at the 2014 Spring Saint Laurent show, they had dyed their matching natural “brond” hue to new contrasting colors. “We loved shooting as twinning twins,” they quip, “but it gets old really quickly!” Now, Baylee has an inky glaze on her tousled locks (“I was going for Brooke Shields!” she exclaims) in juxtaposition to Kelsey’s bleach blonde wash.

The requisite upkeep for the Soles’s newfound individuality is simpler than you might expect. Their key to healthy hair is to avoid washing it every day. “I massage my scalp with my fingertips but refrain from using any product until after a couple of days,” says Kelsey, who conditions her platinum daily and maintains volume with a spritz of Batiste dry shampoo.

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Demetri Martin presents another hour of his characteristic brilliant, offbeat observations in his first Netflix special, “Demetri Martin: Live (At the Time),” released on the streaming service Aug. 14.

This special was long overdue since we’ve heard little from the comedian since his sketch-variety show on Comedy Central, “Important Things with Demetri Martin,” ended in 2010. The Huffington Post got a chance to talk with Martin recently about his current writing process, delivering jokes vs. storytelling, and the importance of being irrelevant.

“Demetri Martin: Live (At The Time).” Were there any alt titles for the special?

Yeah, I had three or four. One was: “Beeswax or Pleasure.” I forgot the other ones. This one was my favorite. I’m drawn to generic titles. Generally, the jokes I like best are the most generic. I like doing things that are personal but, I don’t know, once I’m putting it out there — especially with me, and being what it is — if you don’t know when it was made then I think people have a better chance of watching it or it staying around than if it is a standalone thing. I don’t do topical material too much. So that solves that problem for me.

Just keep it evergreen.

I’ve heard comedy doesn’t age well. It’s pretty true. If I can give myself a little more shelf life then it feels like it’s worth it.

I don’t think I’m going to watch an old Bill Maher special because I’m not interested in hearing about George Bush Sr.’s presidency. And I think I would watch your special later on because it’s just more Demetri jokes.

You know, my latest struggle is that … it feels like more confessional, personal, anecdotal material seems to be what’s in vogue right now. With the Internet or social media, they’re putting out stories and stuff like that. And people respond and feel like they connect to the comedian. And while I’ve done those things, I’m just naturally driven to jokes. Just short jokes. I’ve come to accept that jokes are just what I’m naturally drawn to. I’ve told stories, but after telling it a couple times I become sick of telling that story, and sick of myself. I don’t want to talk about myself anymore. I’d rather talk about dogs or something. 

A lot of comics tell stories, and most of the time I just want to hear funny jokes, leave, and feel good. You do that, and so does Dave Attel.

Yeah! I think it’s a deceptive trick. People are really good at telling stories and making them funny. And then people see that and go, “Oh, I’ll just tell my story. I got it now!” And it’s like, but you gotta be good at it though! Like anything else. It seems like it’s an easy way to fill time sometimes. Like “Oh, alright, I’ll go tell that story about going to a party and having to fart and holding it in for 20 minutes.” OK, yeah, sure, maybe we should all be quiet and listen to that story, but I don’t know; It just better be really interesting.


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How long did you prepare for this special?

I did 40 shows between November and March. I would just go out for a few weekends in a row. Because my jokes aren’t long, I gotta write a lot of them to fill a full headlining act. It’s a little tiring, even if the show is going well.

The nice thing about jokes is they feel like objects. I have a bunch of them in my notebook. I just have a bunch of keywords in there. As opposed to stories, I’ll just go tell these 30 jokes. The most exciting is having a pile of jokes that I haven’t said before. I always have a hunch but I never know how they’ll do. And then I tell them and then, silence. And it’s like, “Really?”

Do you find you write better on the road or at your house drinking coffee?

When I started, it was fun because they would just come to me and I’d write them down in my notebook when they came. But when it became a job, I realized I couldn’t wait around anymore. Planes are good because I’ll say, “OK, I’ll write 100 jokes between here and NYC/LA. No matter if they’re good.”

So now, I said, every morning I’ll write one page of jokes. It might sound stupid but I have a couple typewriters that have really helped. I have computers like everybody else. But sometimes I feel like I’m living too much of my life in Microsoft Word. Just starting a new document, save as – the f**king title. I’m happy for the convenience. But it was a weird revelation to put a piece of paper into a typewriter and then write a page and then be like, I HAVE IT! I didn’t have to worry about toner or the wireless connection to the printer or anything. So instead of taking a vitamin, I just take a typewriter out, put a paper in, and write to the bottom, and then put them in a binder. Theoretically, at the end of the year, I should have a new hour of one-liners.

That’s amazing. You could sell those pages to superfans, or at least scan them and make a book of them. Everybody would buy that.

It would be interesting, especially for when I’m gone. Like, I wont be embarrassed when I’m gone and I can just give the binder to somebody to do something with them. 

But I will say whether I’m working on a book idea or drawings or stand-up jokes. There is something liberating about finding a rhythm and working on the process. Whether the result is in a book or stand-up special. It helps me to not focus on the results. Because it’s frustrating, there are things out of my control. A flight is late, the crowd is pissed cause they had to wait, whatever. But the process, things can happen, but it’s easier to control. There’s something so reassuring about it. It’s what I love about the job of comedy. It’s your relationship to the work. Even though it’s dumb jokes, most of them.

I feel like the people who stick around are the people that would do it just to do it. Like, you put them in a cave and they naturally make comedy in a cave.

I think you’re right. Another one of my hangups. Probably because of the Internet and everybody knowing what people are talking about. When I was a kid, I wasn’t aware of comedy being directly relevant. It just seemed like they were being funny to be funny. And if they said something more, that’s great. But now it seems like there’s a burden or an expectation to be relevant. I always joke with my friends that I’m one of the least relevant comedians you’re going to find. Not in a self-deprecating way. I really am just drawn to borderline pointless things. And I’ve come to accept it that there’s not going to be a big message, at least not in my stand-up. But there is still something valuable to me in trying to think a certain way or to deconstruct the simple experiences we all go through.

I think the more you try to be relevant, the more you become the chase. If you aren’t chasing it, you are then the newsmaker and the thing people are talking about.

Yeah, the way I think about it is: Relevance is temporary, but irrelevance is eternal.

That’s great. For this special, you did stand up and then guitar. I hope that doesn’t mean that you’re done with projections or live drawings.

No! For a lot of the tour I had new drawings. But I decided, ya know, I’ve never done a special that’s just jokes. I was going to take out the guitar too because where I started was just standing and telling jokes. But I liked the chunk with the guitar so I left it in. I think the next time is going to have stuff like drawings.

Awesome. In this special, was the death riff [where Martin was met with silence after an improvised death-related quip and responded with, “Uh oh, too real”] real?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I joke around sometimes that for some reason I end up writing a lot of death jokes and fart jokes. And when I make a special, I go, “All right, pick three or four death jokes and two or three of your favorite fart jokes.” I left it in there cause it was honest.

You had a couple in there.

I thought I could clean it up a little but I thought it added more life to it. It’s always interesting doing something for TV because it’s a different experience for the viewer than being in the room. My live shows have much more improvisation in it. It’s harder to do that for TV. For some reason, when you’re watching somebody improvise, like watching the audience watching it, it just loses the magic. But when you’re in the room, it’s just the best. I wanted to put it in so the audience could get a flavor of the live show. But I didn’t want to hurt the quality of the broadcast.

What was the origin of the couch joke?

That was an older one. Over the years, I write jokes in my notebook. The typewriter thing is new. Now I have a treadmill desk. Most of my earlier stuff was just while I was walking around NYC. I live in California now so I don’t have that luxury. So that one was probably on my treadmill.

My favorite joke in this special was “Jesus was the first scarecrow.” Was that a walk-around joke?

It was. That was one like, “How have I not thought of that before?” Sometimes I tag that joke with, “That’s not a religious joke, that’s a bird perception joke.”

I really feel that way about it. Of course I’m getting blowback. I feel like I’m one of the most tame comedians. You can look at my whole body of work and my hit rate is pretty low. This is an era of outrage. And my father was a priest. I was an altar boy until I went to college. I grew up in the Greek Orthodox Church. I think I’m a good person. I haven’t killed anybody. But it’s still a problem for some people. I haven’t gotten too much blowback. But you can’t help but feel like, “Hey, I haven’t been sacrilegious!” And I like that joke too. It’s very economical.

Going off topic, Jon Stewart is gone. How did you deal with that?

It seemed like he finally got a chance to get out of that calendar. It’s a year-round thing. No summer break. Just hiatuses. And the years fly. And the amount of work that “The Daily Show” requires is so intense. Because they’re on that topical wheel. So to see Jon leave, I felt like he must be so relieved. And I guess when he got to shoot a movie and step off that treadmill, he could just hand in his project and do the next thing.

“Demetri Martin: Live (At That Time)” is available now on Netflix.

This interview has been edited and condensed. 

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You’ve seen their far-flung and exotic vacation destinations, but fashion’s creators are now ditching the beach and getting back into their studios. The Spring 2016 shows are just a few weeks away, meaning the time to finalize looks, hammer down accessories, and make any last-minute adjustments is here. Sure, it might sound a little stressful, but with workspaces as Instagram-ready as these, a couple of late nights burning the midnight oil doesn’t seem so bad.

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Taylor Swift is a bonafide style star. But before she was rocking a lob and walking the red carpet in serious designer looks, TSwift was a country princess with cute, blonde ringlets.  

In the video above, created by Time Inc.’s online beauty destination MIMIchatter, you can see Swift’s red carpet transformation in just under a minute. Recreating six iconic looks, a makeup artist and model perfectly capture Swift’s evolution. 

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It has been settled.

Donald Trump is amazing, as former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin adamantly asserted during an interview with GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump.

The former Alaska governor lavished praise on the self-assured Trump, noting that he “made the sacrifice to hit the campaign trail,” much to the delight “The Trumpeters,” or “Trumpservatives,” as Palin called the movement backing him.

Palin, who Trump in July said that he would “love” to have in his administration if elected, brought Trump onto the program “On Point” at the One America News Network on Friday night. It was easily the best thing on television.

“I’ve said it since the day he made the sacrifice to hit the campaign trail: Voters crave the anti-status-quo politician,” Palin said as an introduction. “Everything about Donald Trump’s campaign, it’s avant-garde. He is crushing it in the polls.”

The ranging interview with the business mogul and now political sensation, covered taxes, the economy, faith, and the “lamestream media.”

The gems are many, so watch the whole interview.

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Discussing “idiots in the press,” Palin asked Trump how he got the “guts” to take on journalist Jorge Ramos in a press conference. Trump replied that Ramos was, “totally out of line, screaming and ranting and raving.”

Trump continued his refusal to reveal his favorite Bible verse: “I love the Bible and I’m a Protestant, Presbyterian, and they were hitting me with different questions one after another, and look, I don’t know if it’s ‘Gotcha!’ but it probably is, and then they said ‘What’s your favorite verse,’ and that’s a personal thing. I don’t like giving that out to people you hardly know.”

As far as why he is doing well in polls, Trump had a short, and sweet answer for why Americans were enlisting as Trumpeters: “They want to see America be great again.”

While the lovefest was mostly all about Trump, he did send praise back to Palin, parting ways by saying, “I have to tell you, you are a terrific person and it’s great to be with you.”

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